When ‘If I Told You, I’d Have to Kill You’ Is the Most Honest Thing We’ve Said In Years
We stand in circles, blocking with our backs and elbows anyone who wants to breach the perimeter and look up at us, especially those with big eyes. We laugh heartily, wear our advancing-flag hats, stick out our bellies, and make enough noise that others wish they were us. Only they can’t be. And if we told them why, we’d have to kill them. No joke. No lie.
God Tunes: How Christians Miss the Point of ‘Spirit in the Sky’
Singer-songwriter Norman Greenbaum has explained in multiple interviews that he’d been…